Classic Classy/Not Classy

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Natalie in Movies, Movies - Everything Else

CLASSY:

Not necessarily practical, but certainly quite cute. And Classy. Girl’s Guide salutes you, sister!

NOT CLASSY

Definitely not classy. In fact… just kinda weird. It’s as if Betty took a serious wrong turn somewhere in her rivalry with Veronica over Archie. Geez. Can’t people just respect the classics?

You may know by now that I think shooting in bikinis is ridiculous. There is only one person who gets away with that and her name is Sydney Bristow. Bazooka Betty, here,  is clad with little more than three pink triangles and some strange ballet/gladiator slipper-sandal thingys? Oh right. And the goggles. Where did she get those… “Hellboy’s” Nazi Germany?

There are so many things wrong with this picture. Please, for the love of God, do not emulate this artist’s fantasy.

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